Moments when you should sense danger in Chess

1. There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has 8 and you don't have any.

2. Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.

3. You have a position won but your opponent has a gun.

4. The Director tells you not to bother turning in your scoresheet after the game.

5. Before the game begins you notice your opponents 1st initials are 'GM'.

6. After completing your development you sense your opponent playing the endgame.

7. Just as you make your opening move your opponent announces mate in 11.

8. You don't control any squares at all.

9. Your draw offer sends all the people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter.

10. Your opponent has 3 bishops.

11. Your opponent slaps his head and cries "Noooo what a mistake!!", then few moves later, you are down a queen.

12. You announce forced mate in 7 by sacking two pieces, then you resign after the 8'th move.

13. You crush your opponent on the chess board, but the opponent crushes you with the chess board.